22 - bi kids rule - fallen - they
i like to pretend i already died and asked god to send me back to earth so i can swim in lakes again and see mountains and get my heart broken and love my friends and cry so hard in the bathroom and go grocery shopping 1,000 more times. and that i promised i would never forget the miracle of being here
Encyclopedia of an Ordinary Life, Amy Krouse Rosenthal
i need y'all to steal and repost my anti-lawn memes to as many pinterest boards and facebook pages as possible
original thread by @pukicho and several other users
I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention
this post is from THIS YEAR
had to fact check and holy shit 2020 really has been 3 years long.
Happy one year anniversary little thread
happy 2 year anniversary, it’s been 3849493 years actually
What the fuck I coulda sworn I made this 10 years ago
yeah no whoever was dating that wasn’t looking at the right version of the post, the original’s from october 2017
You telling me someone gaslit me on my own post?
man i love the concept of supernatural's leviathans, or at least the version of them that exists in my brain. the souls of single-celled voreganisms from the primordial soup that got locked in a prison dimension by god out of fear that they would "eat the entire petri dish", returned from beyond the grave and possessing people as some weird unprecedented micro/macroorganism fusion, driven by the base proto-life instinct of "eat literally everything" while also capable of human-level reasoning, possibly carrying around a pocket dimension in their mouth that they use to store the biomass needed to perfectly become literally any organism? holy shit dude thats horrifying i love it.
the domino effects of DC saying superheroes dont eat pussy are going to be felt for years to come
We keep telling you guys to stop.
imo all movies being some kind of superhero shit paid for by disney is kind of like when every painting and sculpture was some jesus shit comissioned by the catholic church
marvel movies
cathedrals
i'll be honest this was less an attempt to make a serious point and more of an attempt to upset marvel fans and catholics with one post
thinking about how fiona's bit in the first shrek movie about how ogres are so ugly and unlovable, which is overheard by shrek, is the perfect example of how self-deprecation can really harm not only the people around you who love and care for you, but also people who share the same characteristics that you are mocking in yourself
I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.
Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed
